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Sitting there in class while the teacher does all these equations on the white board and somehow, SOMEHOW you’re the only one in the room who is completely confused: Asking the teacher a question about it, to which he/she responds with more confusing mathematical jargon: Teacher assigns some math problems like what he was just doing in class and says “ololololol it’s so...
Going To the Mall
Trying to get to the main walkway from the Sears entrance: Finally getting there: Going into the expensive stores: Going into your favorite clothing store: Trying on clothes at the same time as a bunch of really skinny girls: Food court: Going home after a few hours:
Taking a shower/bath right before bed.
That clean, cuddly feeling when you slip under your nice warm comforter: Sleeping with a wet pillow from your hair: Then smelling your shampoo on the pillow:
Finding someone who likes the same things as you
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Teacher assigns it: You have 2 weeks to do it: 1 day before it’s due: So you stay up all night doing it. Then you get to class and the teacher tells you she’s moved the due date to next week.
That awkward moment when you realized you've spent...
You’re on a forum and you post something you think is really intelligent or funny, and you’re expecting like a million people to post and agree with you. Then nobody post in that thread for days and days.
Family member leaves the house for a while
You’re like, bye! :) Then they leave and you sneak into their room and eat a little bit of their snacks.
When your favorite TV shows are finally back in...
Seeing commercials for them: The day of the season premiere, you can’t contain your joy! Finally it’s time to watch the show!! So you’re watching it, and it’s awesome! Then it’s over.
That one dude at your work who is like:
moargifs: And you’re still like:
September-May: When it’s over for summer: When it’s August and you start thinking about your friends and how cool you’re going to act and your first day outfit: When you finally go back, after a few days:
Playing the game: Killing sims for fun: Your favorite sim dies: Buying a new expansion: Finding some really good custom content:
The ice cream truck
I’ve grown up in rural Maine, and we’ve never had an ice cream truck. But this summer I’ve been hearing it. I’m never expecting it. I’m just sifting through Tumblr. And then I hear it. I excitedly run around the house, looking for money. I am so looking forward to eating that freaking ice cream! Then as I am about to head out the door, dollars in hand, the...
Looking at the notes on your posts.
1 or 2 notes: 5 notes: 12 notes: Then you have that one post that gets like 200 notes:
When your family is around
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Going to do your history reading homework
Then realizing half of every page is pictures.
Sleeping really good and late.
So you’re getting a really great sleep. Like, “I HAVE NEVER SLEPT SO WELL!” You’re dreaming all these crazy things, like Nazis painting the ground red or getting addicted to some kind of licorice flavored sports drink. Then someone comes in your room and asks you something, which you totally don’t understand in your current state. You’re just like,...
I am not a dog person.
I don’t hate dogs, I just don’t understand them or enjoy their saliva. So when a dog comes up to me, I’m like, They stare at me as if to say, “Y u no pet me?” So I make an awkward attempt at petting them, and wonder why people like to do this. Then the dog feels it needs to lick the crap out of my arms and legs, and maybe jump on me just for giggles. So...
Going to A Friend's House
What you think will happen: What really happens:
Watching the Lion King
Songs like “Circle of Life” and “Just Can’t Wait to be King”: When Simba and Mufasa cuddle: When Mufasa dies: When Simba is left for dead: When Pumba is singing about his gas issues: When Simba and Nala fall in love: When Simba realizes his destiny: Scar gets eaten by hyenas: When they show Simba’s baby:
Yesterday I saw Inception for the first time.
First I was like, Oh, OK, they’re in a dream right now. I think I get it. Then as it went on, I’m just all… So my dad and brother had to pause a lot and explain stuff to me. They were like, I slowly wrapped my brain around it. And once I understood, I realized Inception is one of the best movies ever!!
cheesestorm: Newest episode of the show you are watching is released: Episode ends… have to wait for the next one:
solaceinsorrow: I got really excited thinking The Dark Knight Rises comes out in a month Then I realised it’s July 20th, 2012
When the phone rings,
I’m like, what am I going to do? Will it be for my mom? Will it be for me? I hate answering the phone so much, why do I have to do this? Then I reluctantly pick up the phone, dreading the awkward conversation to come… So I talk to them and try to act all, But on the inside I’m just freaking out like, Finally they say goodbye and we hang up. And then the phone...
On a hot day,
outerspacepink: I make sure everyone on Facebook knows it’s hot. Then I think, COLD SHOWER!! So I get in the shower and it’s too cold :(