Taking a shower/bath right before bed.

That clean, cuddly feeling when you slip under your nice warm comforter:

Sleeping with a wet pillow from your hair:

Then smelling your shampoo on the pillow:

Sleeping really good and late.

So you’re getting a really great sleep.  Like, “I HAVE NEVER SLEPT SO WELL!”

You’re dreaming all these crazy things, like Nazis painting the ground red or getting addicted to some kind of licorice flavored sports drink.

Then someone comes in your room and asks you something, which you totally don’t understand in your current state. You’re just like, “mhhmm, whatever”.

Then when you wake up you’re like, “What just happened?”

So you go back to sleep.

Going to A Friend’s House

What you think will happen:

What really happens: